mumptydumpty

I need to remember I can't just make every joke about how Matt is an asshole but it's just
          It's just so easy
          And so fun
          The pretty one is mean, hahaha
          :(

Just entered the link and oh my god- I didn't know that was a thing. I was supposed to sign there but I don't know how to do it 

https://chng.it/VhqDKfXSY4 hey sign this petition or a lot of stuff could be lost on Wattpad, I might not use this app much anymore but it's still great and this is where I started writing in the first place so it's important to me

@mumptydumpty https://www.change.org/p/ban-k-o-s-a-stop-the-government-from-having-kids-online-safety-act please sign this petition to stop KOSA! or else we will lose our internet freedom and wattpad!

Matt's the kind guy that would write a death threat and dot the i's with hearts, then kiss the envelope with lipstick before mailing it

Wanted to say a quick howdy hi before deleting the app again, happy pride month babes

I really feel like I've outgrown this app you know? Both as a writer and literally since most of the people here are pretty young. I don't think I'm gonna be active on here anymore, also I'd just like to say it really grosses me out when people in the comments of my smut stories are like "I'm 11 and know what sex is hehe lol" knowing what sex is doesn't mean you understand it at all and saying that makes you look stupid, I feel like a hypocrite because when I started writing smut I was like 12 but whatever I'm older now and am uncomfortable with the idea of literal children looking at porn I wrote, but at the same time I don't fucking know I'm not your dad I'm not gonna tell you to stop, I'm just gonna tell you that I think you're a creepy little weirdo

Ayo there's plenty of stories on my nsfw tum lt but I know a majority of you don't have it so I was wondering if I should make a book for them here too? They're already on ao3 so I might as well

Stop trying to flirt with me lmfao your like 13 and I have a partner go tf away
          
          Also if you ever try to make a pass at me I will 110% make fun of you so don't get pissed if I do because I wanted you

Absolutely baked out of my mind atm but I had a thought that I think is pretty smart, edibles are always like cookies and cadies and brownies and stuff, but why? I kinda wanna try like weed mashed potatoes or weed ham or smth