Hello person. I am a person and I found your account on a persons person account that contains persons. Just a fun fact: I am a person. Are you a person? I am not a person. Did you know persons can communicate with eachother? I don’t like persons. Persons scare me. Communication with other persons scare me. I’m scared of cat persons. You are not a person. I am a person. But you are a person and i’m allergic to persons. I met a persons once and I became sad. You are a persons and I am not sad. Do you know what a persons is? I don’t, go ask your persons mum. I think she has a persons too. I am allergic to snakes. I love snakes. They are squishy. Are you squishy? Course not, your a persons.
(Please forgive me. I’m bored...)