I doubt this would get any attention, but I feel like using suicidal threats is one of the best ways to get people to notice you.
Ps. I am too scared to die, so I won't actually kill myself.
IM A INTERGALACTIC LESBIAN WHO TRAVELS IN SPACE WITH MY WIFE AND A MAGICAL BOWL OF MACARONI! YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE MAGIC OF THE ASTROLOGICAL LESBIANS. THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TYME BLESSIN' OF LE GAYS!!!