Okay, I tried doing quirky, but it evidently worked very well. Read that sentence again. Read it differently, with a different tone. Sarcasm, cockiness, satisfaction... they all change the meaning, do they not? 

Boom, I just blew your mind. Or maybe not. 

Catch your spinning head, whether it was caused by amazement or banging your head on the table too hard because of the utter cringe, and read my stories. (Don't worry, I'll post more!)

Please?  :)))

Look, it has a double-chin and everything.