What r u guys interested in?! :D

This is the type of conversation that I always have:

Sean: so there's this guy in ancient Egypt right? He was going to kill a bull, but this man shot him in the crotch and he bled out and died. So now people call him 'The Crotchless Wonder!'

Elaina, Ashley, and Me: WTF HAHAHHAHAHA?!

Me: no Sean just no. It's 'The Dickless Wonder!'

Elaina: how bout Cockless Wonder?!

Did I mention in all that time we could have finished our homework but we didn't?