mxsophisticated
when i hit 1k followers i'll face reveal <3
mxsophisticated
mxsophisticated
pov
2 sworn enemies are forced to get married
1 is allergic to strawberries,
so the other eats them right before the wedding
<3
mxsophisticated
fun fact of the day!
have made all 18/20 therapists run away/cry/quit their jobs
the last 2 we don't talk about
mxsophisticated
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving
You need one to go skydiving twice
mxsophisticated
random kid at lunch:
"are you gay?"
me:
Yes Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Kuromi_Syko
when someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are: ᕦ( ͡ಥᗜ ͡ಥ)ᕥ
Kuromi_Syko
Straight people: Gay people are so ugly they got no fashion
Gay people: bish says you, we spend our whole lives in closets and you throw on a frucking football shirt and tight ass jeans
mxsophisticated
kid: MOM! look at dads Halloween costume!!
mom: it's not even Halloween yet but okay...
kid: he chooses to be a pinata!!
mom: how would he do that
kid: he hung himself!
mom:
mxsophisticated
how does a person in a wheelchair slide into someone dms???
:]
Kuromi_Syko
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said, "Yup" what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
mxsophisticated
when you realize that cup of "water" when you were 3 wasn't water-