FUCK THIS

MY COUSIN SCARED ME SO BAD THAT MF JUST WALKED IN MY ROOM TO THANK ME FOR FOLDING BLANKETS AND IM EMBARRASSED CAUSE MY ROOM IS A MESSSSSSSS 
          
          Anyways he’s a good cousin but a scary one 

I got bitten by someone the grass yesterday and for all I know I could die from venom any second. So if I do I would just like to say it was nice knowing y’all and I want you guys to show up to my funeral 
          K bye 

YOU GUYD HAVE GOT TO READ THIS MANGA CALLED “THE WAY OF THE HOUSE HUSBAND” IT’S ABOUT THIS STAY AT HOME HUSBAND WHO WAS AN EX YAKUZA MEMBER AND JUST HIS LIFE AND ITS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME I LOVE IT

PLEASE- I JUST HAD A DREAM THAT THE AVENGERS WHERE ACTORS ACTING IN A COMEDY MOVIE AND I WAS THERE AND ME AND THOR WHERE A THUNG IR SOMETHING IDK BUT U LOVED IT 

I think the idea of god is beautiful 

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