life's all chill until you find out your uncle got chilymidia from a sock that belonged to Mr Patricia fArtySparkS from chemist wear house.
i'M sOrRy fOr cAlLiNg JeRrY a PeAr!
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Story by my_ex_is_my_uncle
JERRY IS LOWKEY A CATHOLIC SNACK
Mr. Vaccum: what is that sound?
Shelby: the sound of your life support machine
Tabitha: *extreme snort*
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