@bubbles_ py this is a parody my sister wrote of drivers license:
Driver’s License Parody
I lost my driver's license last week
Just like you always thought I would
'Cause I got into a few accidents
And maybe drove into your hood
But today I walked through the suburbs
Because I can’t legally drive
And you were super duper angry
And maybe rightfully so
You spent a lot of time trying
To make it what you want to own
Yeah, today I walked through the suburbs
Because I need to pay you back
And I know I’m not perfect and driving isn’t my best quality
And I just can't imagine how I’d feel if anybody died
Guess I would think that it is a big huge tragedy
'Cause death is forever, and I’m stuck walking on this street
And now I’m just here walking
Down the street with all these dogs
I’m walking them to earn
Enough money to pay you back
Today I walked through the suburbs
With a bunch of leashes on my arm
And I know I’m not perfect and driving isn’t my best quality
And I just can't imagine how I’d feel if anybody died
Guess I would think that it is a big huge tragedy
'Cause death is forever, and I’m stuck walking on this street
Red lights, green lights
I can’t tell the difference between these colors
Because I am still very color blind, my bad eyes
I just cannot pass it oooh
Sidewalks I cross
Trying to give these dogs some exercise, my new job
Trying to be able
To pay you for the
Damages I gave you oooh
And I know I’m not perfect and driving isn’t my best quality
And I just can't imagine how I’d feel if anybody died
Guess I would think that it is a big huge tragedy
'Cause death is forever, and I’m stuck walking on this street
Yeah death is forever, and I’m stuck walking on this street
