mybuttholelice

my dog just died yesterday and i’m really sad :’( so please tell me a funny story. You can pretty much say anything, i’m just really depressed and need a distraction. 
          	
          	

222-L0LA

I needed to get that out of my system- it's my darkest moment  
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222-L0LA

Late but basically one time during school my legs fell asleep and I had to go up to the podium to receive an award so I got up from my seat with a lot of difficulty and proceeded to collapse, but I was a trooper and powered through it- (by this I mean I dragged myself across the floor like a caterpillar in the dark)- and I got up and walked a step and then my legs gave out and I fell into my crush's lap. In front of 500 people. My crush was like this really awkward guy who a lot of people knew liked me, but we were too scared and anxious to tell each other- anyways he was like "u h- hey???" And I dIED LIKE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I SAID NOTHING AND JUST CRAWLED OFF OF HIM AND LIMPED TOWARDS THE STAGE WITH TEARS IN MY EYES-
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mybuttholelice

my dog just died yesterday and i’m really sad :’( so please tell me a funny story. You can pretty much say anything, i’m just really depressed and need a distraction. 
          
          

222-L0LA

I needed to get that out of my system- it's my darkest moment  
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222-L0LA

Late but basically one time during school my legs fell asleep and I had to go up to the podium to receive an award so I got up from my seat with a lot of difficulty and proceeded to collapse, but I was a trooper and powered through it- (by this I mean I dragged myself across the floor like a caterpillar in the dark)- and I got up and walked a step and then my legs gave out and I fell into my crush's lap. In front of 500 people. My crush was like this really awkward guy who a lot of people knew liked me, but we were too scared and anxious to tell each other- anyways he was like "u h- hey???" And I dIED LIKE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I SAID NOTHING AND JUST CRAWLED OFF OF HIM AND LIMPED TOWARDS THE STAGE WITH TEARS IN MY EYES-
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