mybuttholelice
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my dog just died yesterday and i’m really sad :’( so please tell me a funny story. You can pretty much say anything, i’m just really depressed and need a distraction.
222-L0LA
Late but basically one time during school my legs fell asleep and I had to go up to the podium to receive an award so I got up from my seat with a lot of difficulty and proceeded to collapse, but I was a trooper and powered through it- (by this I mean I dragged myself across the floor like a caterpillar in the dark)- and I got up and walked a step and then my legs gave out and I fell into my crush's lap. In front of 500 people. My crush was like this really awkward guy who a lot of people knew liked me, but we were too scared and anxious to tell each other- anyways he was like "u h- hey???" And I dIED LIKE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I SAID NOTHING AND JUST CRAWLED OFF OF HIM AND LIMPED TOWARDS THE STAGE WITH TEARS IN MY EYES-
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midnightbummers
girl what is going on here
ryomini
the height of aesthetic my short ass could never reach <3
thenotoriusNICK
Mom pick me up I’m scared
ihaveacuteliver
You’re whole account makes me wanna cry. In a good way, but I’ll still be crying none the less.
irisluvr
Marry me becoz your profile makes me wet ✨✨✨
ELPHIONE
Omg ur username and your pfp i love you sksjskk thanks for the votes! uwu
mybuttholelice
my dog just died yesterday and i’m really sad :’( so please tell me a funny story. You can pretty much say anything, i’m just really depressed and need a distraction.
222-L0LA
Late but basically one time during school my legs fell asleep and I had to go up to the podium to receive an award so I got up from my seat with a lot of difficulty and proceeded to collapse, but I was a trooper and powered through it- (by this I mean I dragged myself across the floor like a caterpillar in the dark)- and I got up and walked a step and then my legs gave out and I fell into my crush's lap. In front of 500 people. My crush was like this really awkward guy who a lot of people knew liked me, but we were too scared and anxious to tell each other- anyways he was like "u h- hey???" And I dIED LIKE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I SAID NOTHING AND JUST CRAWLED OFF OF HIM AND LIMPED TOWARDS THE STAGE WITH TEARS IN MY EYES-
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-diIucs
you ate my kids and you didn't even give me a piece?????
potterhead_demigod_1
okay hold up- is that Lev wearing a Naruto headband?