Selamat datang my fellow chickenowlrhinobirdypigs. My name is Bill, but I am more formally known as Ellie  :/ I like chocolate, lollies, and most yummy things that are edible (yummyyyyyy). Oh dear, I'm getting rather of track aren't I? I just wanted to tell you that on Mr Bill's wattpad account, there will be stupid retakes of tragically stupid movies and people eg Twilight, One Direction, end of thinking capacity (aka etc). Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
uh, what are you still doing here? WHY AREN'T YOU READING MY AMAZING RANTS AND RETAKES??!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!