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In my new Dan Smith fanfic...what kind of Instagram/Twitter bio do you think Ali Smith would have?

mydearohdear

Seeing Joker today! I hate the three day delay because the bad weather/stupid cinema times. I’ve been excited about it ever since early last year. I remember all the set photos and religiously trying to find out about what version this is based on 
          
          “Inspired by the killing joke...but absolutely not the killing joke.” I’ve heard Joaquin is amazing, and the third at the of the movie is mesmerising.
          
          I hate that I haven’t physically been able to see this sooner when everyone else has. Then again I was supporting this movie when a lot of you didn’t even know it was a thing xD

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So...it turns out Dan Smith was in a VERY PRIVATE relationship with a girl for 5+ years whilst the entire fanbase thought he was gay. 
          
          Stormers are legitimately the worst fanbase ever. Like this isn’t even funny. Stop declaring straight guys as gay you fucking weirdos with gay fetishes—Dan Smith isn’t attracted to guys.
          
          Have some respect for our actual LGBT+ brothers and sisters.

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@mydearohdear Fuck this fake ass fandom! Lol remember all the Mary-Alex drama and then those girls had the front to write gay ass fanfics about Dyle?! Legit seconds after knowing that Dan probably did go out with her (even though she told us that she wasn’t...when she was caught legit getting cuddly) 
            
            And now we have a whole different breed of fans who thinks it’s okay to and say weird shit. 3000 percent agree wiv chu. This fandom is more two faced than BTS *I know that’s a stretch* but it’s true. People who think the fandom is fun/happy...THEY’RE THE CAUSE OF WHY IT’S SO UNPLEASANT! 
            
            Twitter stans cause unnecessary drama, as well as providing FAKE information. 
            
            Instagram fans bitch about each other. 
            
            Wattpad stans are non-existent. And only those who do update are DYLE freaks. Like even Dan and Kyle said that they’re uncomfortable with this type of literature. Why doesn’t no one respect their feelings?!
            
            Bitches who think Dan is gay have issues with their own sexuality. Like this guy is a posh-flamboyant-man. Just like you said they have the ‘gay’ tendencies although they’re not. They enjoy the finer things in life/are picky and see life differently due to their upper class standards. Dan is one of them...
            
            Let Dan be a straight man, like he wants to be known as. Also you forgot to mention MARY-ALEX. She definitely was more than a friend, despite what she told fans.
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This is random but for anyone who wants more details: Dan was caught on camera kissing several other individuals at parties, there was also a tumblr blog from a girl who supposedly dated Dan back in 2012-13? There was one girl who Dan full on snogged at a party and her Instagram is still up though the picture is gone and it’s private 
            
            Guys—just because posh guys act gay...doesn’t mean they’re gay. I’ve got family in Oxford and they act like they like the D okay (lmfao) but it’s true. They’re just really flamboyant guys in general...so here’s a lil warming stereotyping posh guys to be gay
            
            And stop shoving a pride flag in Dan’s face, it’s wrong to ‘convert’ people. And it’s offensive to those in the LGBT+ community
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Lol everyone on Instagram is saying we’re the worst and it’s quite frankly true...
            
            Dan has talked about relationships several times (first kiss was with a girl called Vicky he became attached to her and said that they wanna get married—which freaked her out, then he took a girl on a date which was really awkward and got drunk and she drove him home, all of his crushes are girls (Linda from Freaks and Geeks, Audrey from Twin Peaks), and Dan sings her/she multiple times in Bastille songs. Dan was once quoted saying ‘IF I was gay I’d fancy the goslier’ and then did the cringe face. This is basic info
            
            We don’t judge your sexuality, so why should we ever judge his? And Dyle? Fucking ewww (they also agree on that too lol)
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