mygaydarsgoingoff

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so today my crush said i was “fucking ugly” 

mygaydarsgoingoff

hey everyone i just want you to know i just laid down on my kitchen floor for 40 minutes and my family didn’t notice til now.

mygaydarsgoingoff

@soulginger i guess i look like the floor
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mygaydarsgoingoff

I’m sick of breathing 

IsPeterickReal

@mygaydarsgoingoff whoops ur loss lmao sorry y'all i dont make the rules ur mom does
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mygaydarsgoingoff

@IsPeterickReal dang I was really looking forward to stop breathing
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IsPeterickReal

but keep breathing fam i forbid u from stopping
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mygaydarsgoingoff

Hey everyone, I’m kinda looking for some advice here. I have this crush on a person, and they obviously don’t like me in that way and they have a boyfriend. Idk what to do, I don’t wanna ruin their relationship or creep her out or anything. I need help

mygaydarsgoingoff

@Jolie_Summers I can’t flirt for the life of me
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The_Official_Yikes

@mygaydarsgoingoff 
            Honestly just lightly flirt I mean nothing bad will happen as long as you keep yourself in check
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mygaydarsgoingoff

So I’m being a birthday cake next year how are you guys?

mygaydarsgoingoff

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@Jolie_Summers omg I forgot to say for Halloween...ANYWAYS I’m sorry you feel like shit cuz you’re a beautiful human who doesn’t deserve crappiness in their life
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The_Official_Yikes

@mygaydarsgoingoff 
            I feel like shi- wait, what?
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mygaydarsgoingoff

So I put my feet near my heater to get them nice and toasty while lying in bed. Then I realized that the heater isn’t on??? AND IS ALSO ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM??? I think satan is sitting next to my bed but I’m to scared to check. There is a heat source there.

The_Official_Yikes

@mygaydarsgoingoff 
            I'm laying on your feet, fam
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IsPeterickReal

 LMAOOOOO CHECK YOU FINNA DIE THO RIP 
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