myguiltypleasure2020

If the ocean was beer, and I were a duck. I'd swim to the bottom. And never come up. But the ocean ain't beer. And I ain't no duck. So pass me that bottle and shut the f*ck up.

Bro idk what to say because anyone who doesn’t know that we’re friends is gonna read this and be like “wtf is wrong with them” and I’d hate to think what they’ll say about me—
          
          I’m kidding 
          
          Hi

i just realised your pfp is a pizza and now i want pizza this is your fault so fûck u