Parents: *talk about random shits*

Me: *ignores*

Dad: You know, I have a blonde frien-

Me: Blonde?! Do you know Niall dyed his hair blonde? Well he used to, but he's just so beautiful like, do you even know how beautiful he is?! Mom?! Dad?!

Mom: .............

Dad: *clears throat* So uh, *ahem*, he's pretty slow at-

Me: Slow?! Do you know he has a new single, Slow Hands?! It's so beautiful! Like, everything about him is so beautiful! Even his hands are beautiful! *laughs* Get it? Hands? Slow hands?

Parents: *stare at each other*

Dad: *leans closer to Mom's ear* Do we have to live with her?

Mom: *slowly nods head* 

Dad: By the way, we have to drive to the hotel as fast as possible. Let' take one dire-

Me: One Direction?! He's in a band! One Direction! They are so beautiful! Their eyes, their nails, their noses, their ears, their hair, their voices, their knees, their legs, their fingers, their asse-

Dad: Okay, that's enough! 

Mom: *clears throat awkwardly*

Dad: I have to take a call from my assitant, Georgia-

Me: Georgia?! Do you know it's every girl's dream to become a Georgia? Damn, that lucky shit.

Parents: *stare at each other* What have we gotten ourselves into?

Dad: *clears throat again* I'll get you food-

Me: FOOD?! NIALL EATS FOOD!!!

Parents: *stay silent*

Me: OH MY GOSH, YOU KNOW NIALL BREATHES TOO?! LIKE, HIS BREATHING IS SO BEAUTIFUL!

Dad: *whispers* Honey?

Mom: Yes?

Dad: Out of a thousand sperm cells, she won?

Me: OMG NIALL HAS SPERM CELLS TOO!!!

Parents: ..................