What started as a Shrek fan account has become a whole Shrek cult

Miss this <\3 please come back to life

Shrek?

*places onion scented candles in front of outhouse shrine* 
          
          (Read this with a Scottish accent for full appeal)
          
          "hello, Lord and Savior, I've come with gifts." 
          
          the young traveller pulled down their good to reveal a flock of talking crows in a trench coat. one of the many crows pulled out a full course ogre meal and Shrek merch. he then hopped back into the long coat at the figure pulled up his hood once again, making his way back to town to find more offerings.

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          ~  Wait wait- before i go away, i made a smile potion for you.*smiles sheepishly*
          
          （✿ ͡◕ ᴗ◕)つ━━✫・*。
          ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+.       Abracadabra!  
          しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)
                         .·*¨)(¸.·´ (¸.·’* (¸.·
          
          *sees u not smiling and glares at her wand*
          
          
          ABRACADABRA!!
          
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          (")_(")
          
          *frowns and throws it away* seems like i threw too much hair into it *shrugs*
          
          
          *treads towards u* but i have another way! 
          
          
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          *stretches your mouth into into a wide smile and nods*  Much better xD
          
          
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I love you

This is probably one of the best and most interesting bios I've seen in a while

i love you shrek

SHREKKK

*SHREIKS*

✨☘✨☘✨☘✨
          Focus on the shape of your mind rather than the shape of your body. 
          -> unknown