You, a camera-man in your mid-twenties, hover your camera over to the sight of a Chrysler Sebring Limited convertible, a red one at that.
You swoon as Leo stirs the wheel ever-so-gently, his swoopy hair dancing through the breeze as Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays in the background.
He pulls up just a few inches away from your camera lens. Pushing his sunglasses down, he utters his most memorable quote,
"It's Britney, Bitch."