Youreassholebi

I don’t trust anyone any more on this app , any of you could be tae in disguise 

Me before: pufhhh I’m glad I don’t need fix it fanfictions AHAH
          Me now: *regret.jpg*

Why do people think bisexual people are automatically romantic and flirty like I’m so awkward it’s painful 

Day 7 of being in quarantine, i now noticed a painting that my grandma left for my parents that they have hanging up that all the peaches in it look suspiciously more like asses than actual peaches 

Sometimes I think of myself as the James Bond of bisexuals, because being closeted to my sister and going to the same school as her which roughly has around 200 all female students I kinda have to stelf flirt

Sometimes I wonder if BTS has a secret Wattpad account and are just watch all our horny ass’s fuck about with our lives and then I get scared.

Why do I have ' rotisserie chicken' stuck in my head

Me now: I should update earlier, I hate when I procrastinate for too long
          *cut to me at 3am a week ago*
          Me then *sobbing* *still reading* : nooooo, j-jinnnnn 
          (don't blame me for crying, I was reading the 'king likes men' and aaaaaaaaa