• Lol, I suck at bios, so I just put a bunch of random crap
• "Isn't murder illegal?" "Not if you're an author."
• I wish my name was Brad, so I could be 75% rad!
• Don't sad, because sad backwards is das and das not good. 
• I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life. 
• I fell in love with the imperfections of people who will leave me. 
• My books say what I can't.
• Don't trust a perfect person and don't trust a song that's flawless. 
• You all know one day I'm going to snap... right?
• It's not my fault, I was left unsupervised.
• Leader of the quite rebellion, quite, but powerful.
• It becomes harder to die young when you keep me alive.