Don’t call Bright

There’s so much to process right now. It all devolved into chaos at the press of a single button.
          
          I can’t even recognize the city now.

Bruh I was trying to write an essay for my AP World History class and my brother wouldn’t stop shouting at the top of his lungs. He’s got a headset on. He doesn’t need to shout so his friends can hear him. 
          
          Just lower your voice so I can work you little gremlin!

My life has reached that low point where I actually want to play Cards Against Humanity despite the fact that a lot of the cards make me uncomfortable.

I just found this gem on AO3:
          
          
          https://archiveofourown.org/works/26830918
          
          
          It’s got no paragraph breaks but the headache was worth it! 
          
          

Okay, I guess I’ll just ✨stop being depressed✨ so I can do homework and get straight As. Thanks, mom and dad.

I was looking forward to replying to some rps, but right now I don’t know if I can. Online classes stressed me out a lot, and it’s actually giving me nausea and a headache.
          
          I’ll try to join in later— maybe in a few hours, even— but I really can’t promise you guys anything. I’m going to post maybe three replies, but I’ll be offline after that.

I’ve long since decided that your pfp is 049-J. 
          Nothing can ever convince me otherwise. 

I think I’m experiencing burnout, so quick apologies to all roleplays that I’m in. I’ll try to be active, but I just have no motivation to do anything right now. 
          
          My only summer class just ended and my activities are literally building my Halloween costume and doing summer work for an AP class that I might not even be taking (Thanks, guidance counselor. I emailed you before school ended and you still haven’t replied. Now I know why my friend said you were the worst guidance counselor to be stuck with).
          
          I might bake something new tomorrow and see how it goes; that should restore my will to function. I’m thinking anpan, though at the same time I want to try making stocks/broths and lunch foods because I’ll go brain dead from eating sandwiches every day during online classes. Bentos sound like a really good idea, and I’ve been really into making Japanese food because my mom actually knows a lot of recipes.
          
          Wow.... uh, this got off topic faster than my written responses during health class. I’m going to reply to an rp and then crash for the night. Bye!

Being short is a curse when you have to look for free armor templates. 

So, I’m taking an online health class. I was scrolling through John Mulaney quotes on my phone while listening to a video, and just as I swipe to a sticker reading, “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”, the guy in the video starts comparing the nutritional value of tomato juice to that of an eclair... 
          
          What kind of glitchy nonsense is this