monty <3

what the fuck did wattpad do to my comment section 

dude i was starting to read your imagines and i was like “these seem familiar...hmm” so i check your account and it’s familiar because i follow your tumblr lmao

it’s me, ya boi, on a different account 
          
          wattpad locked me out of @1-800-hargreeves and i don’t have a way back in bc the email i signed up with isn’t one that i have anymore and it keeps telling me to change my password but i can’t so that’s gucci isn’t it
          
          n e ways i basically lost like 50 stories all at once and now i wanna bury myself alive or something  

Sup dood! Thanks for the follow!! Your profile made me laugh, so imma follow to back <3

I would just like everyone to know that I’m a hoe for a long list of fictional and famous men, and one of them is Rodrick Heffley
          
          Thank you and goodnight 

Hi there! ☀️
          
          Just dropping by to thank you for adding the books for my "Sweet Release" series and my Bellamy B. Collection to your reading list; it means the world to me and I truly hope you'll enjoy all of them. Feel free to let me know your thoughts as you read and remember to vote, please!
          
          Have an awesome day✨

Thank you for adding my book to your list ❤️

LMAO IM ON A FUCKING MICROSOFT COMPUTER IN THE STORE ASJBKJDBASHASHDBASHJDGBSKDHASJKD

writing spark notes for fan fictions i’ll never complete is the best thing ever because that’s when my real crackhead side shows in my writing 

so i’m dumb as all hell and found out that i can’t actually say the word “statistics” so that’s fun