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Dear Assholes,
The ISS has contacted me (again ) and informed me that I will be fired for the ISS building if I continue email minors. Regarding this email, I will be fired after I click the send button. I’m so fucking happy to inform you that this news has pleased me greatly. After I get fired I will become a stripper and fuck random guys in the middle of the street for money. I am so much more relieved now that I do not have to see your hideous faces anymore.
I’m going to be rich
-[Teacher Name]