Me? A mermaid?
Grow up, mermaids ain't real.
I'm a frickin' unicorn.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
'Till I met you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
My whole world,
Is based around you. 

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue,
You want pizza?
Well I want you.

Roses are black, 
Violets are black,
Everything's black,
I'm blind.

Roses are red,
Violets are red,
My backyard's red,
Wait, it's on fire.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
I have ten fingers,
Both middle one's are for you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
Faces like yours,
Belong in a zoo,
But don't be mad,
I'll be there to,
Not in a cage,
But laughing at you.

Roses are red,
That much is true,
But Violets are purple,
NOT FUCKING BLUE!

Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody rings me,
Forever alone.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, 
I hate rhyming,
Penis.

Roses are red,
Facebook is blue,
No mutual friends,
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're a bitch,
So fuck you.
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I'm extremely lonely, so lonely I've had three conversations with myself.
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Adam is my boyfriend so fuck off!! Love you daddy 💙💚💙💚
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You insult my emo bands, you have me, and my emo friends so deal with, k? Beebo, Gee, Frankie, Dall, Mikey, Pete, Ryro and Patrick are my babys, deal with it.
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No, but I got cheeze whizz.
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Ryden is real, and the government knows it. Tell the truth about Northern Downpour!!!!!