Me: *Asks camera guy* So what am I supposed to say?

Camera guy: just talk about yourself. Okay?

Me: ...alright seems simple...alrite I like:

- TOP, P!ATD, BMTH, MCR and BOTDF (get over it! Who's ever groaning, I like what I like okay?)!
-cookies
-cakes 
-chocolate 
-basically anything sweet!
-I love yaoi (or anything boyxboy)
-I have a pet goldfish
-I'm athletic-ally challenged
-I like anime
-I'm pansexual 
-I'm pretty 

Camera guy: that's not really important...

Me: beauty is a virtue that only few humans can trully master. Wether it be physically or personality wise. Those who can't will fall while aesthetic goddess walk upon them to their rightful throne.

Camera guy : okay :| ...can we wrap this up? I have other things to do...

Me: *scoffs* rude much? Alrite one last thing...
- I LOVE SOCK MONKEYS!!!!! 
Alrite that's all!!! BI!! *waves like a maniac*