I am trash man

Dandelion hands music always makes me want to write the most surreal stuff

I got crazy shit on the way 

Mf uhhhh I updated canis lupus sapien 

Do you ever just see a fic so cringy so feel compelled to offer advice to the author so they don't produce more garbage 

I want to passive aggressively offer writing advice to cringy 12 year olds on here like some kind of wattpad vigilante 

Why do I take so much pride in pissing off cringy 12 year olds 

Why do I follow certain accounts ironically 

I've actively been seeking out the cringiest shit I can find here wtf is wrong with me 

This account has existed for two years now holy shit 

I can't comment on anything??