So hello I guess.
I hate introductions. Seriously, when I meet some one new, you don't just go "Hey I'm Alex, I have cropped brown hair, I like rock music and I collect vinyl. Here is a list of things that I like doing and the most important things in my life." because anyone who did that would appear to be a douche. Sorry, replace appear with would be. Anyone who has the compulsive need to tell you about their life the second you meet then should be shot as they are obviously too self centered to function.  
Okay rant over.  
All you need to know about me is that I am called Alex. The rest I will tell you when I get to know you more, like a real friendship.