a friend will never let you fall. a TRUE friend will push you over and laugh

tradition is peer pressure from dead people

kick life's ass before it kicks yours

when life gives you lemons...
-squeeze them in life's eyes
-make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it
-throw them back and demand chocolate
-take it. free stuff is cool

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-Dear bullies-

That girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spent hours putting on makeup, hoping people would like her. The boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The kid you just called gay? They are and don't need to deal with your homophobia. 
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying!
I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but those with a heart and a backbone will.