cosmo, the horrid

ay, da gloop go off?

might parf

my cat is preventing me from writing by making me pet her and its so awesome but infuriating at the same time 
          *dissolves

ah yes, me, my gf, and her 5'10 $400 neil cicierega body pillow

im aware my banner thing is terrifying i don't wanna talk about it

what's up fags im writin