Greetings, Human being! I am just here to observe human and their planet, earth. So far, we aliens are not very impressed. But dont worry, your probably a great person! Also, if you would like some violent advice on how to deal with things, I'm right here! (The human fired me from my job as a therapist, I wonder why? All I did was advise the person I was the therapist of to brutally murder everyone they see! How unfair. Humans are so Picky about advice!)