-squidward_

wait-
          
          My mom?
          Mom?
          
          Mother?
          Ew-
          A pair of lips-
          No-
          MOTHER...
          Huh?
          Why is a 40-year-old Mother on wattpad.
          I mean, listen, mom, I'm not judging you but there are some things...you don't wanna see...
          
          Okay.
          Hope you aren't doing anything suspicious....

-squidward_

also, MOM?!?!? HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ME? HOW DID I FIND YOU!?!?!
            
            WHAT?
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-squidward_

Uh, t-that reading list.
          It's concerning.
          Are you okay...
          
          Here, Have some holy water.
          
          @theofficialholywater

-squidward_

Joke...yeah...totally...
            
            *slowly dials 911*
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na555sha

@Awkwardbookwormer ugh I can't believe you can't take a joke  /j
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