Then we went to the restaurant, and before my dad went in, he said "imma put on a mask so the karens don't attack me"
Me: but the karens are the ones who don't wear a mask
Mom: no, don't ever do that, you have no right to go up to someone and tell them what to do. This is America.
Then, as we were driving back home, my dad had to slow down for a crosswalk. When he sped up, he barely missed a man jaywalking.
Dad: dang
Mom: don't worry, those ones are worth 2 points if you hit them
oUo so basically my parents are insane