Ok you have one shot at this... Make it good and fun and creative c'mon you can do this
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hI tHeRe, i'M wEiRd nIcE tO mEeT yOu

Yep, I had one job...

BUUUUUT IF YOU MUST KNOW MOOOOOREEEEE:
I'm nineteen. I breathe in oxygen and expel carbon dioxide. I live on planet Earth (or do I...?). I love food. People annoy me but if you follow me, I'll love you forever. I like reading. I like writing even if I'm not the greatest in the world. 

Tag me if there is anything you want me to check out.

And that's all, you may now leave.