The Egg

I just realized my account has mad tumblr vibes and I think that says a lot about me

I just sneezed and my cats looked at me with the most disappointed faces. The Egg feels betrayed

The Egg hears the sounds of birds. The Egg should sleep, but The Egg doesn't want to.

The Egg does not commit atrocities against god. The Egg is god. The Egg commits atrocities against humanity

The Egg is a paradox and therefore does not require sleep.