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Okay, there’s been a suspicious silence around here lately...
          
          And if we’re quiet, it usually means one thing:
          
          ✨ We’re plotting. ✨
          (Literally.)
          
          We still don’t know when, but we can officially tell you that:
          - Two brand new, very juicy chapters are coming for ASTRAY and ESCAPE.
          - And... something new is on the horizon. Something big.
          Like Choi San’s shoulders big.
          ... Are you ready for it?
          
          In the meantime, while I try to maintain at least a sliver of creative dignity, I’m decorating my Christmas tree with K-pop Christmas playlists blasting in the background.
          Because Christmas without idols?
          Does. Not. Exist.
          (And yes, Christmas EveL has been on loop for an entire week. I regret nothing.)
          
          What’s your favorite K-pop Christmas song?
          And what are you hoping to see from us next?
          
          Let’s just say... a certain story we’ve hinted at might be crawling your way soon.
          In a CREEPy way.
          
          Stay tuned, stay safe, stay Christmassy ❤️

It was a boring day like any other.
          And then I saw the Do It trailer.
          
          Breathe. Inhale. Exhale. Drink water. Hold your own hand.
          Because that trailer?
          That trailer is NOT normal.
          NOT HUMAN.
          NOT LEGAL.
          
          It went something like this:
          
          “Oh wow, a new trailer, I wonder wh-”
          
          BOOM.
          Hyunjin looking like he walked straight out of a dark fantasy novel, carrying unresolved trauma and a deal with the devil.
          
          BOOM.
          Minho with that ancient vampire aura that can only ruin you… beautifully.
          
          BOOM.
          Felix, who is NOT FROM THIS WORLD.
          A fae creature who will steal your soul politely just by looking at you.
          
          And then…
          I can’t even repeat what came out of my mouth during Chan’s “Do It,” because Wattpad would cancel my account immediately.
          Nothing appropriate, anyway.
          I know you understand.
          
          The choreography.
          THE HANDS.
          THE SPINNING CAMERA.
          THE FUCKING INTENSITY.
          
          More than a trailer, it was a full-on assault on our nervous system.
          A premeditated attack.
          A declaration of war.
          
          Should we have expected it?
          Maybe.
          Were we ready?
          ABSOLUTELY NOT.
          
          Come on, let’s traumatize each other and support each other:
          What was the exact frame where your soul left your body?
          Mine?
          Minute 0:00.
          
          (Okay I’m kidding hahahah)
          (…but also not really.)
          
          Stay tuned, stay safe, stay concerned about the full MV.
          
          A&L

Hellooo,
          thank you for following. May I ask how this came about?
          
          Moonchild1412 <3

Post-Halloween hangover update:
          
          We barely survived our “Spooky Comeback” party.
          I showed up dressed as a pirate for Hongjoong, and A. came as a cowboy for Mingi.
          And no, we didn’t plan it.
          (It’s called fate. Or mutual insanity. Hard to tell at this point.)
          
          Guest list highlights: a vampire, a priest, a lumberjack, and a dinosaur tamer.
          Yes, it sounds like the start of a bad joke.
          Did we traumatize everyone with our K-pop video commentary? Absolutely.
          And we may or may not have discovered A.’s new TXT bias.
          ☆Welcome to Beomgyu supremacy.☆
          
          Meanwhile, I’m currently dealing with a double hangover: post-party and post-tattoo.
          Deadly combo.
          I was supposed to finish the new Escape chapter, but the pirate energy from Hongjoong completely fried my brain…
          and then Chan dropped songs clearly written for me, so yeah.
          (Baby, come to Italy. I’m waiting with open arms and fresh pasta.) ♡
          
          If aspirin and tattoo cream work fast enough, you might get a Hyunjin-coded chapter in the next few days.
          When you least expect it. ;)
          
          So tell me - how was your Halloween?
          Any chaotic nights, costumes, or hangover stories to share?
          Or are you already in your November sad playlist & blanket era? 
          
          Stay tuned, stay safe, stay waiting for "DO IT"
          
          L.

Lmaooo ur address got me

Just picked up the last package from my dear friend GLS.
          
          I can officially declare it: everything’s ready for our Halloween party.
          
          (It’s called “SPOOKY COMEBACK”, because “K-pop Halloween Party with questionable life choices” was a bit too long.)
          
          Technically, it’s a Halloween party.
          Practically… it’s a K-pop night in disguise. (:
          
          Between pumpkins, wax skeletons, Harry Potter candles hanging from the ceiling (which, let’s be honest, I haven’t taken down in two years), and a strobe light worthy of a Seoul club, the set-up is almost done.
          
          Here’s the inventory so far:
          
          - Fake cobwebs (very fake)
          - Purple tulle in full-on BTS aesthetic
          - Skeleton hands to hold the SKZ lightstick (which will be buried with me like the Elder Wand)
          - LED candles with photocard decorations — we’re going for “satanic ritual, but make it K-pop”
          - Still debating whether to make bat ears for Wolfchan. He deserves to celebrate too.
          
          And the God’s Menu?
          Besides an indecent amount of food, I’m preparing themed cocktails - including a pink drink called PINK VENOM.
          Suggestions for other drink names are HIGHLY appreciated, so at least we can collapse in style.
          
          The playlist?
          90% K-pop, 10% random music to keep our partners from running for their lives. ☠︎
          
          Now I’m curious:
          How are you celebrating Halloween this year?
          Got your costumes ready?
          I couldn’t organize a big one this time, but next year we’re doing a full-on fandom meet - body paint, demon sigils, Saja Boys aesthetic.
          
          Consider this your official invitation. ☠︎
          
          Stay tuned, stay safe, stay hyped up ✦
          
          L.

“I’m just stopping by the supermarket to grab a couple of essentials.”
          (Famous last words before emotional collapse.)
          
          Cut to:
          - one full-blown emergency supply of pads
          - sushi
          - one giant poke bowl
          - and a suspicious amount of Hogwarts Express chocolate.
          
          The cashier looks at me with the gentlest, most maternal smile and goes:
          “Rough day?”
          
          And me, already tearing up (because, yes, period emotions mean I cry if a fork falls):
          “YOU HAVE NO IDEA.” ;-;
          
          Thank you, sweet Interspar lady, for making me cry at 7 PM between the Kinder bars and the organic cucumbers.
          
          Now I’m finally home. No energy left to grab a plate, so tonight’s plan is:
          poke on the couch, fluffy blanket, matcha face mask, and my “No More Drama” pajamas (oh, the irony).
          
          What about you?
          What’s your bad day ritual?
          Are you more of a “sulking on the couch with Japanese food” type
          or a “doing something POWERFUL to fix my mood” person?
          
          I’m taking suggestions.
          And yes, please drop your best sad songs - I need to suffer in stereo. ☆
          
          Stay tuned, stay safe, stay cozy. ♡

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☆ HAPPY LEE KNOW DAY ☆
          
          Happy birthday to our one and only Lino ♡
          
          King of cats, deadly eye contact, and the kind of one-liners that give you chills (in every possible way).
          
          We’re still emotionally unstable because of that smile you dropped during JJAM on the Dominate World Tour - pretty sure we’ll never recover.
          
          And honestly? OUR PHONES HAVE BEEN SHAKING FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE OF YOUR HARPER’S BAZAAR SHOOT - HOW DARE YOU?
          
          (You completely destroyed our nervous system… but did it with style. ♡)
          
          We hope you receive all the love (and all the treats) you deserve today - because you’ve earned them, one smirk at a time.
          
          Meanwhile, we’ll celebrate you the only way we know how:
          by writing a story that will probably make us laugh and cry at the same time. ;)
          
          A Minsung one-shot is brewing -
          luxury cars, casinos, torn shirts, and one very talkative interpreter.
          (You already know who we mean, oops.)
          
          What’s your favorite Lino moment?
          We honestly can’t choose. We’ve got a whole compilation of the savage things he’s said to the other members, and it never fails to cheer us up hahaha
          
          Happy birthday, Minho. ❤️
          Thank you for being the perfect balance between elegance and chaos -
          and for reminding us every day that strength can be quiet too. ♡
          
          Stay tuned, stay safe, stay ICECREEEEEAM 
          
          A&L
          

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