namjoonsphatass

Woah I was gone for like 3 days and I got greeted with 700 followers- thank you lots my children 

MasterMinion176

@Bts_Holy_Water honestly we need your holyness, thank you 
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lewwiiss

Father, I just read a vkook play knife fanfic, please cleanse me with your holiness

namjoonsphatass

@yoongiestara ayo- pls send the name mf before i cleanse you 
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bobthebuilderr_

Can you move in with me? uwu

namjoonsphatass

@taelien_uwu  oml yesss owo- but im warning you now, i snore
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taekookethereal

Check out this account: @-bts7Kings-
          She's an excellent vkook fanfic writer!!

namjoonsphatass

@l_Daddy-Alex_l good day my child i am sending some your way, it'll be there in 2 minutes tops
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pewpew2828

I read too much Taekook heLP

namjoonsphatass

@-maryah we are in the same boat there so i'll give you the same dose i have, enjoy youre holy drink
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_Lol_95_ARMY

I NEED HELP OH HOLY WATER I READ TOO MUCH JIKOOK 

namjoonsphatass

@_Lol_95_ARMY  its oke my child i have blessed you
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