ELMOS-ELMUSSY
you never answered my question, napkinenthusiast.
napkinenthusiast
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Im very very very sorry.
So it comes down to three categories;
1- Shit napkins that should be banned and thrown to the Chernobyl elephant foot. Those are the plasti-ki shit napkins that don’t clean shit. This common specimen, now a plague, can be found in cheap dinners and coffee shops. Often the only way to make them work is to rub them and cumple them up, but not recommended. 2/10
2- Good napkins. Equivalent to the three ply toilet paper. These guys will get you clean and ready for the day. They are so superior that you can also use them as toilet paper, though preferably not, bc they don’t cause any chafing, and bring love to the hearts of any napkin enthusiast. 8/10
3- Snobs. If you were to ask this type of napkin what type of wine they drink, they will answer with “anything but Chardonnay!” Unlike the previous two categories, these napkins are made from cloth, and despite being better for the environment, and in some cases; I’m talking non sticky sauces: cream, onion, mushroom, tomato, etc. sauce, more effective, these napkins represent class divide and the struggles of the working class. They further separate society, and highlight the income disparity in modern societies. Nevertheless, I personally, sometimes like to indulge in high class luxuries, and would even go as far as to say that I prefer them. As napkins they are great, but can be easily replaced by any cloth; this also pushes for the question of “what makes a napkin a napkin?” And for the trouble that that question has brought me, I finalise my late answer with a rating of 7.5/10 for the classist snob.
