About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the 1 percent that would push him off...but I would place some pillows on the floor...pillows with garlic smell...(Muhahahaha!!!)

It's funny how hello always ends with a goodbye,

it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.

It's funny how forever never really seems to last,

it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.

It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down,

it's funny how when you need someone they're never around.

It's funny how people change and think they're so much better,

it's funny how many lies can be packed in one "love letter".

It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,

it's funny how one night can contain so much regret.

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be

but the funniest part of all, none of that's funny to me.

One early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism.

One Nation, 'Under Allah.' (I cannot say how happy I am for someone to say this)