za ta sara dera ziata mina kom <3

DONT BE A TWAT OR A RAT 🐀 

(Totally not hating on feminism but...

MANSPLAINING? REALLY?)


BRITISH BITCH🇬🇧 GET A FREE CUP OF TEA AND A GODAMN CRUMPET HERE IF YOU WANT🐸
☕️

ANYWAYS
MY MAIN LANGUAGE IS SWEARING...so like oof. 
AND I SPEAK BRITISH
AKA
INNIT
LAD
LASS
(Inserts me at the end of sentences)
Chav
Plonker
Tenner
Fiver
Knackered
Chuffed
ETC

You've gotta love Britain...

With our snazzy ass roadmen

And "oI GET ME A CIG YOU bLOODY SKET"

AND FÚCKING CONSTANT "tHE WEATHER TODAY WILL BE... WET AND WINDY...tHATS IT...alL OVER BRITAIN!"


I'm lokey obsĘssed with vines..
And werêwolf books
And vampire books
Especially romancë boõks...
BÍTCH IM QUÁKING
100000000000% OUTER SPACE OBSESSED (future astronaut hopefully?🤷‍♀️NASA @ me (; AMERICA LOVE ME PLZ)

Lowkey watchęd the whole Harry Potter serieś in one gô...RAVENCLAW WOOOO
Quöte vines ön the dåily. 
"Hey I'm lesbian"
"I thought you were American?" 

"WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS


KOOOOOOMBIAAAAAA-"

Me: "I can't find it!" 
You: "What you looking for?" 
Me: "My happiness."

"WhERes tHe lAmB sAuCe?!" - My idol. Gordon FUCKING Ramsay. 

Yeah. 

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

If anyone wants to talk about space, hmu.

Ciao.

🐸☕️