Hey girl! I lOOOOooove your blonde jokes think and i got a really good one cause i dont think you have it but heres one for you:
A blonde a redhead and a brunette are in iraq and are captured in a tiny deserted village. The terrorists bring them to the square and as the firing squad gets ready to execute them. Once they are ready, they bring the brunette up to be executed. The leader of the terrorists shout
"Read, Aim-"
But before he could say fire the brunette shouts to the mountains behind the terrorosts and yells, "MUD SLIDE!"
The terrorists panic and the brunette gets away.
Next, they bring up the red head to face the firing squad. The leader shouts,
"Ready, aim-"
And the red head points at the sea and screams, "TSUNAMI!!"
While the terrosists panic, the readhead gets away.
Finally they bring the blonde up and the leader shouts,
"Ready, aim-"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!"
Im sorry if you already have it i just thought id send it lol!!