nat.the.brat

mArThA dUmPtRuCk iN tHe fLeSh hErE cOmEs tHe cOoTiE sQuAd, yOu sHoUlD-
          S H U T  U P  H E A T H E R
          sOrrY hEatHeR....
          LoOk whO's wiTh heR oH mY gOd.
          

I bitlife, the seven year old that i was playing as killed Martha Dump truck. She was his teacher and he killed her XD

"eAt tHiS bIoTcH!" Y/n says as they throw the apple core at Bakugo in the middle of class. Sure, they tried to hit someone else, but it looked like they tried to hit him.
           "(Pet name)!? WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" He screamed at you, all you did was blush, not just from embarrassment, but the fact that your boyfriend called you by your petname infront of everyone, he usually never says it in public. Everyone looked back and forth at the two of you, he was RED red, he can't believe that people now knew that you two were somewhat involved with each other, and that he uses those lovey dovey, overused couple nicknames. He would not be able to live this down, and neither will you.

Do you ever just sit and think,
           "Damn, I'm a goddamn whore"
          But then you realize that all the people you wanna fuck are either,
          A: fictional,
          B: celebrities,
          or 
          C: band members.

No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew™

tONIGHT I'M YOURS, I'M YOUR DEAD GIRL WALKING, GET ON ALL FOUR KISS THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING,

Thank you so much for adding my book to your reading list :)))