To anyone reading this...i have a confession to make...Natasha Rivers is a pen name.

That is all

Dark humor should be the only humor. I make inappropriate comments and laugh when I'm nervous. When I say I had 'fruit from the kitchen'... I really mean...I drank 'a bottle of wine that I found on the kitchen counter'. 

I believe all women are natural badasses and are beautiful in every way. Own that shit.