Hi all that have kindly taken the time (and care enough) to vew this page. I am not really a good writer, and I have a bad sense of what makes a plothole filled, so I apologise for my gaping plotholes, oozing out countless possibilities of how the story would go, so please be patient and try to imagine the thing that I am, even though that is impossible. me learner teached i the GOODEST grammer, so I hope I will not do all that bad in the world of writing. Since age four, wirting has always been a passion (meaning that I like to write rather than I thought that wrting was a delicious tropical fruit, for more about that go and search up passion fruit and turn the taste up on your device, but be warned, it is a bit sour) and passtime to me, whether it was writing shot stories, witing music, writing not-so-short stories (my teacher asked for 2000 words, I turned in a 20,000 word short story, so I don't think that he read all of it, but one can hope for the best) - note this was a great teacher not the one that teached me grammer to I- I hope that you like my poorly written, misaranged chunks of text, and if you don't, I really have nothing that can help you with that, so I am sorry Now for the credits. They are: my computer, my eyes, my floor, my house, my index finger, my other index finger, my bad sense of humour, my robotic sheep that I don't have, the imaginary robotic sheep that I do have (but I just mde that up on the spot. My map of the house (without it I would still be able to find my way around the house without missing a beat), my nothing, my something, my right leg, my lef leg, (without them, I would have to walk with my hands, and I wouldn't be able to type with my toes because I can TOTALLY do that (sarcasm) and I am rather attached to them both literally and figuratively) I also give thanks to many other things including you - but only if you are a human. Also, I think that oh look, I have run out of room to write more missaranged chunks of tex-
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Stories by Nathan Rogers
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Parodies (A Rewrite of Rewrites)
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Hello all that have visited this page,
I have recently reread Rewrites, and I have realized how atrocious and...
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Rewrites
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This is sort of useless, but I think that it is somewhat funy, so enjoy! Please note that all of these songs...
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I have always loved the book and blog Hyperbole and a Half and I was somewhat inspired by that to do this. F...
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