i'm weird but unique - smart and stupid - careful and clumsy - single and single - and definitely not normal 

i live for music and noodles

i can be confusing at times 

like i'd say i hate football then be watching the seahawks get dusted an hour later 

but i'll just get back to the point because you're probably like WHO IS THIS PERSON

1) i'm 13 *gasps
2) i'm asian *gasps even louder
and now 3...
i'm a boy

*faints

hello? can you still hear me?