Gail 🤠

... 1K reads... wtf how?

Damn all the shits been going down on Twitter and ngl it's gotten to a point of amusement for me. Especially seeing certain stans defend the actions of a certain person (I think most of us know who). The fact that the cinnamon roll of the cast has spoken out liiiike... just damn yk
          
          Psst ... I reccomend watching joey graceffa's recent vid xoxo

Damn don't ya love it when you go to wattpad to write only to suddenly lose the will to do any as soon as you open the chapter you're working on. 

Nobody: ...
          Me: Let's focus on this chapter and get some writing done.
          My brain: Oh mah gah! What is that?!
          Writers block: *Waltzes in whilst swigging a bottle of red wine* Sup chicka, miss me?
          Me: NO. You were just here last week wtf!! 
          My brain: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREEE
          Writers block: How's that oneshot book going??
          Me: Well shit *now has 18 drafts which are nowhere near finished*
          School: *Final week of exams are coming up*
          My brain: Double shit...

The way I just had to republish a chapter AGAIN because the Wattpad app on my phone is a petty bish who likes to spite me all day every day. 
          
          I have like no idea what version people have been reading  theres the properly edited and proof read version which I just republished or the half assed one and in that case I'm so sorry 

bro are u from birmingham in england by any chance lmao it says in ur location

Willy Wonka is a sick, twisted, chocolate obsessed, child murdering, man child!! And no one can convince me otherwise. 

Update on my life; currently drowning in my emotions. Help. Really hating my life.

Children are fucking demons. They have no manners and as the years go by, they seem to become even more snobbish than before.  I'm putting my foot down when I say that the boys are the worst (sorry if you're offended, blame your gender but it's the truth). 
          
          You guys don't understand how much I'm trying to control myself and make sure I don't strangle these kids right now. 
          
          Thank God I'll be either in sixth form or college by the time they start secondary school. If any one of them even puts a bruise, heck even a graze, on my little sister. 
          
          I will fucking lose it.

It's been 2 years since Pitch Perfect 3 came out and I'm still pissed about the way it ended, call me fuckin petty but it's true, how dare Universal queerbait literally everyone including the fuckin cast members about Bechloe. 
          
          Like yeah, we know Brittany and Anna did kiss because they DID film the scene and that's great but we should have the right to witness it at least. Without us there'd be no Bechloe. We've been waiting 6 years for Bechloe to be endgame only for them to throw Chloe to some army duche named after a state.
          
          My advice for Universal is for them to "get their head out of their ass because it's not a fucking hat"- let us thank Aubrey Posen for that.
          
          What a depressing way to end this decade... OMG, I've basically been waiting a whole decade for a Bechloe kiss. What is my life?!
          
          Goodnight, good morning and good evening.
          ~Abby ♌️‍