Nicole Chardenet is an IT geek and a Pagan with Buddhist leanings with an evil henchkitty named Belladonna.

Nicole's prior novels are on Amazon and include Young Republican, Yuppie Princess, a swords 'n' sorcery spoof about four college students transported to a mysterious alternate universe in the 1980s. Her second novel was Sumer Lovin', not to be confused with Summer Lovin' which is a hit song from the '70s sung by John Revolta and Bolivia Neutron-Bomb. Her most recent novel is The Age of Asparagus, or a modern warning of why it's a bad idea to bring a sexy rock star back from the dead to be your boyfriend, even if he *was* totally hot back in the day and even if he was Jim Morrison. 

Nicole is thinking of serial-publishing the first of her two dark fantasy novels, Tales From The Anonymous Divorced Witchbabe here on Wattpad. Which is why she keeps coming back here and messing around with her profile and uploading different pictures and writing about herself in the third person despite the fact that only total wankers do that. 

The reason why she hasn't published yet is because her novel is neither Young Adult nor teen fiction and she's afraid no one will read it because of those two reasons. And also because she really is a total wanker.