*struts in the room & waves around to tell the cheering crowd to be quiet**crowd still cheers for no apparent reason**shouts everyone to be quiet but ends up having a bobby pin thrown at the face**picks up the bobby pin, maintains composure & allows the crowd to quiet down*
Hey, girls, boys, cats & dogs! Today, a new about-to- be- author is here in front of you privileged audience to allow you people to get a small glimpse of "The Great Jennifer Reed". I think you guys won't really be interested in my fav books, bands, tv shows, football & nba teams so won't mention them.
I have many guy friends, obsessed with sports, cars, bikes, food, hate Pink & all girly goo stuffs & honestly wonder the reason behind the girl's trauma when she wears heels aka death traps. I don't really know what to do with my life but I want to travel lot. I am passionate about writing so I want to be an author someday & hope that even if it's only 1 person, he/she will be motivated from my books. I know the possibility is very rare but hey a girl can hope right.
*saw audience yawn & drooling**throws the bobby pin at the person drooling & he snores*
Ok, no more deep stuffs. 
- Sleeps a lot but somehow balances being in athletic team with it. ( still surprises me how I got in the team)
- Swears a lot. ( potty language & sarcasm is like my second language)
- Sacrifices anything for eating. (Food is Life)
- Has a weird laugh. ( you know the weird laugh of camel, yea)
Ok, I officially declare I ran out of ideas but don't fret my dearies, the world shall move on so kudos!
*tries to strut & walk out in heels like in mean girls**ends up looking like a 8 months old trying to walk for the first time**falls down & breathes like a fish that was recently out of water**sits down & ponder which bloody bloke invented such death traps**makes the audience wet their pants with a Cheshire grin**in the head decides the perfect place to hide the body of the heel inventor**does the Shinchan dance* ~(--w--)~