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does anyone have a dean withers fanfic that isnt dean x charlie kirk or dean x the puss puss guy 😔

have you ever thought that if a man called marco and a man called polo are having sex and polo moans marco and then marco moans polo it would be like the game Marco Polo (ikr im so smart)

junko furuta.

I NEED PINK ADELA HAIR

im so excited we are doing native dances at my school today and my grade is dancing a rapa nui dance

so I cut 29 times today :p

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF MY MOTO BUD FALLING IN THE GAP IN BETWEEN THE FLOOR AND THE ELEVATOR

ITS OVULATION WEEK (EVERYONES GETTING FUCKED)

my friend texted like her whole bloodline today to get mcdonals delivered to our school and her uncle thought someone had stolen her phone (we didn’t get McDonald’s)

the urge to give a trashy y2k cunt ayesha erotica vibe but also give a someone’s older brother rodrick heffley teenage dirtbag vibe