self loathing person

“They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a legend •_-“
          BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP I REMEMBER YOU EATING A NASTY ASS BITCH ASS DORKY ASS COLD ASS UGLY ASS LAME ASS THE QUALITY OF CRA-Z-ART CRAYONS ASS DRY ASS BITCH ASS HOE LAST WEEK

why is everything so fuckin strange?

Ha yes if being hot was a crime then lock everybody up because the humans healthy body temperature is around 98° which is pretty hot if you ask me

is it possible to be dead and alive at the same time i would like that

he looked at me like i was stupid 
          i am stupid

GUYS GUYS I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU
          •( 
          ITS A SAD CYCLOPS 

you smell just like vanilla 
          you smell like sour cream

Why did we (the gays) claim frogs, I meant they’re just amphibians the croak and hop around in the bog and oh i see why now-

*ungodly noises*
          sorry guys thats just my ringtone

Why do birds chirp like whom the hell gave you the permission to go “CLIIRKKKKKK” like wtf