I'm a nerd in a corner watching you in attempt to make conversation. Oh geez your calling the cops. Oh oh oh oh I'll just um *dead sprints 1 meter* *heavy breathing* I swear I'll leave in *dying horse noises* just a *flutpppptg* second.
No joke I had a teacher ask me if I had asthma several times after hearing what I sounded like from jogging a short distance.
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