The name's Don, Don Vito Corleone. That's right I have three names to make me sound more badass and also Italian which personally I think are two things that kind of contradict each other. I mean on one hand you have the Italian mafia but then on the other hand you have like, small colorful plumbers who save princesses from evil turtles or something. Okay now that I think about it maybe all Italians are badass. It may look like a walk in the park but saving princesses from malevolent amphibians is no small feat. And I mean walk in the park literally because those levels legitimately look like the fuckin park. Not that I ever played Mario or anything.​
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er, let's try this again
hi im ana and im literal fandom trash 
i like tasteless humour, multi-fandom shenanigans and bad puns  
i am a professional idiot, for random and nonsensically folly please call 1-800-apatheticasshole.  it would be me marching down the middle of the street, parading around a bunch of my employees through the city,wearing nothing but a bunch of slime green body paint, and a single sock as i give a very heartfelt speech about how that ugly bastard onision should be permanently banned from youtube​
this account should literally be tagged as an unpopular opinion tbh